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Gnarvana MTB Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Black / XS
$29.00
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Gnarvana MTB Parody T-Shirt

$29.00
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Come as you are… but come ready to shred. The Gnarvana tee flips the legendary grunge aesthetic into full-send MTB energy, fronted by the trail-loving frontman Dirt Kobain. The iconic distorted smiley face is rebuilt entirely from a bicycle chain, complete with chain-link eyes for that perfectly unhinged trail-rat grin. Whether you’re chasing that Heart-Shaped berm, hammering descents until they Drain You, or ending a ride whispering All Apologies to your legs, this shirt brings the perfect blend of nostalgia, dirt, and send-it attitude.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Unisex
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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