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Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it – you ride the singletrack on the MTB!
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it... Trails for nothin' and your drops for free!
Channel the ultimate 80s vibe with this hilarious MTB parody t-shirt – a spot-on recreation of the iconic MTV logo, reimagined as "MTB" in bold yellow block lettering with that classic red scribble style and blue accents, complete with "MOUNTAIN BIKING" below. It's a nostalgic nod to Dire Straits' legendary anthem "Money for Nothing," where rock stars got paid big for playin' guitars on the MTV..
This retro-inspired design is perfect for mountain bikers who grew up on 80s rock, big hair, and now big air. Whether you're hitting downhill runs, enduro stages, or just chilling at the bike park, this tee screams "I want my MTB!" A must-have for fans of classic rock, vintage logos, and mountain biking humor – makes an epic gift for any rider dreaming of money for nothing and tricks for free!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Unisex
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
I Want My MTB Parody T-Shirt
$29.00
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it... Trails for nothin' and your drops for free!
Channel the ultimate 80s vibe with this hilarious MTB parody t-shirt – a spot-on recreation of the iconic MTV logo, reimagined as "MTB" in bold yellow block lettering with that classic red scribble style and blue accents, complete with "MOUNTAIN BIKING" below. It's a nostalgic nod to Dire Straits' legendary anthem "Money for Nothing," where rock stars got paid big for playin' guitars on the MTV..
This retro-inspired design is perfect for mountain bikers who grew up on 80s rock, big hair, and now big air. Whether you're hitting downhill runs, enduro stages, or just chilling at the bike park, this tee screams "I want my MTB!" A must-have for fans of classic rock, vintage logos, and mountain biking humor – makes an epic gift for any rider dreaming of money for nothing and tricks for free!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Unisex
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |