No Bezos T-Shirt
Vintage Black / XS
$29.00
Skip to product information
There’s no shame in success, but real success should come with responsibility—to reduce waste, lower carbon emissions, and build businesses that put sustainability first.
This shirt is more than a laugh. It’s a reminder that the world doesn’t need another billion-dollar circus shipping disposable goods around the globe. Our “No Bezos” design playfully reimagines the classic 80’s BMX-era “No Bozos” theme with Jeff Bezos in clown makeup. It’s satire with substance: acknowledging big achievements while calling for even bigger accountability. Bold, witty, and eco-minded, this tee makes one thing clear—profit should never come at the planet’s or people's expense.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Unisex
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
No Bezos T-Shirt
$29.00
This shirt is more than a laugh. It’s a reminder that the world doesn’t need another billion-dollar circus shipping disposable goods around the globe. Our “No Bezos” design playfully reimagines the classic 80’s BMX-era “No Bozos” theme with Jeff Bezos in clown makeup. It’s satire with substance: acknowledging big achievements while calling for even bigger accountability. Bold, witty, and eco-minded, this tee makes one thing clear—profit should never come at the planet’s or people's expense.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Unisex
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |