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Modeled after the iconic For Dummies look, this tee is for anyone who’s ever looped out, bailed out, or mysteriously lost all balance the second their front tire left the ground. “Wheelies for Dumbasses” keeps it honest—because mastering the simplest trick in mountain biking somehow feels like writing a physics thesis.
Printed on a soft cotton, it brings a bold, humorous edge to your trail wardrobe. Perfect for crew rides, skills-park sessions, or just owning the fact that wheelies are harder than they look.
A little self-deprecating. A lot relatable. 100% MTB.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Unisex
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Wheelies MTB T-Shirt
$29.00
Printed on a soft cotton, it brings a bold, humorous edge to your trail wardrobe. Perfect for crew rides, skills-park sessions, or just owning the fact that wheelies are harder than they look.
A little self-deprecating. A lot relatable. 100% MTB.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Unisex
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |